eise: (Bother)
eise ([personal profile] eise) wrote2012-01-13 01:11 am

INSOMINA MEME

It happens to everyone - sometimes, you have nights where you just can't fall asleep, no matter what you do. It could be for a number of reasons, or no reason at all. And this is what's happened now: you've been laying in bed for what feels like hours, just tossing and turning, and nothing seems to help. So what's left to do? Get out of bed and go wake someone else up, of course. If you're not getting any sleep, then why should they?

i n s t r u c t i o n s

• Post with your character.
• Other people reply to you by generating a number from 1 to 10.
• Have fun!

o p t i o n s

01 • FEAR. Maybe you're hearing strange, indeterminable noises; maybe there's a severe storm happening outside; maybe you watched a scary movie before bed? Whatever the reason, you're terrified and it's keeping you awake. You just want to wake someone else up so they can protect you from the monster in your closet.
02 • HUNGER. Your stomach is growling and it just won't stop. Or perhaps your throat is so dry you could cough up a tumbleweed? Well, you've gone to the kitchen to remedy this and hey, that was a pan that just dropped on the floor. It was loud enough to wake the dead! Oops.
03 • PAIN. Your body is completely worn out, be it from exercise, battle, sickness, or what have you. Either way you're in enough pain to keep you from sleeping, so maybe someone else has a home remedy or something, or can at least help you take your mind off of it.
04 • SOLITUDE. For some reason, your bed just feels so empty at the moment. You're feeling terribly lonely and really just want someone to keep you company for a while. Maybe it'd be easier to fall asleep if you're with them...
05 • DISCOMFORT. Your room is an oven. Either that or a freezer. Or maybe this bed is just really uncomfortable? Who knows why you can't get to sleep, it feels like it could be anything. Why even bother trying? Maybe someone else can preoccupy you until you feel tired enough to ignore your discomfort.
06 • PENSIVE. Something's on your mind, and no matter how hard you try to focus elsewhere, it's just not going to work. Your body may be tired, but your mind is incredibly busy and it's virtually impossible to get to sleep. Surely, talking it out with someone else will help?
07 • SADNESS. Something terrible has happened that day, perhaps; or you could just be severely depressed. Either way you're trying your hardest not to cry yourself to sleep, and it's not working at all. Better find a way to get it out of your system somehow; you need a shoulder to cry on.
08 • ANGER. You are just... fuming. Who knows why - that annoying dog is barking again, or maybe the people next door are getting busy and keeping you awake. Whatever the reason for your ire is, you'd better put an end to it so you can get some damn rest already! Go wake up a friend so you can complain to them.
09 • RESTLESS. You're far too energetic to sleep right now. Maybe you're just trying to do so out of necessity - you have to be up early tomorrow! But you just don't think you'll be able to fall asleep for a while now, so why waste the time trying to sleep when you could be doing something else? Namely bothering someone else - you're totally jealous because they're getting more sleep than you.
10 • WILDCARD. Choose one of the options above, or make up your own scenario.

[personal profile] urnewkingbitch 2012-01-15 05:31 pm (UTC)(link)
Well, hopefully we're not stupid enough to let it sit too long after Sburb's over.

[Okay, John is going on his lap, now. His grip on the other is loose enough to let him move around if he wants, but firm enough to make sure he doesn't fall.]
hamburellakind: (>:()

[personal profile] hamburellakind 2012-01-16 07:40 pm (UTC)(link)
[Oh. This is kinda nice.]

Maybe we can communicate some cosmic message to our other us's.

[He grips Dave's head and presses his forehead against Dave's.]

Other Daves. Listen to me. John is less straight than he thinks he is. Make him kiss you.

[personal profile] urnewkingbitch 2012-01-16 09:55 pm (UTC)(link)
[Dave can't help chuckling at this.]

Ten-four, Operation: Make Egbert Fuckin' Swoon is in its plannin' stages.
hamburellakind: (Listen to me okay?)

[personal profile] hamburellakind 2012-01-17 02:40 am (UTC)(link)
[John giggles too.]

He likes your hair wet for some reason! Use this to your advantage!

[personal profile] urnewkingbitch 2012-01-17 02:55 am (UTC)(link)
Oh, really? Just have to make sure I take a shower every other day when you're visitin'.
hamburellakind: (^_^)

[personal profile] hamburellakind 2012-01-19 11:47 pm (UTC)(link)
Hehehe. [Blush.]

Okay, okay, what should hypothetical-real-other-Johns do?

[personal profile] urnewkingbitch 2012-01-20 01:55 am (UTC)(link)
[Dave will do it, too!]

He should go with what feels right, and he should know that he can always talk to me about anythin' to do with sexuality, no matter how stupid or rude or harmful the question might sound.
hamburellakind: (???)

[personal profile] hamburellakind 2012-01-21 09:09 pm (UTC)(link)
Dang, now I'm wondering if I've asked anything that was "harmful".

[personal profile] urnewkingbitch 2012-01-21 09:12 pm (UTC)(link)
Coverin' our bases, here. You like to hold back when it sounds to you like it's way outta line.
hamburellakind: (^_^)

[personal profile] hamburellakind 2012-01-21 09:46 pm (UTC)(link)
I guess. But okay, I'll tell all the other Johns.

[personal profile] urnewkingbitch 2012-01-21 10:11 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm holdin' you to it.

[He sighs a little.]

Mind if I just stay here for the night?
hamburellakind: (*chinhands*)

[personal profile] hamburellakind 2012-01-21 10:27 pm (UTC)(link)
Okay. But no funny business! I'm a decent lady. Hehehehe.

[personal profile] urnewkingbitch 2012-01-21 10:34 pm (UTC)(link)
I'd hate to soil the purity and relative innocence of your soul. I give you my word as a Southern gent that there won't be any molestation occurin'.
hamburellakind: (Comfy)

[personal profile] hamburellakind 2012-01-21 10:53 pm (UTC)(link)
Aww, well, that's a pretty good word, then.

[John slides under the covers and waits for Dave to join him.]

[personal profile] urnewkingbitch 2012-01-21 11:04 pm (UTC)(link)
Better believe it.

[Dave is there and clinging already.]